LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Editor

From The Standard Mail Car

Dear Editor and Readers of the Silverton Standard, Hiiii! Hiiiii! My name is Aven and I want to shake and lick your hand. I’m so excited to meet yooouuuu!!! I might jump. I think I have to jump. Okay, I’m jumping (sorry)! I can’t help it. My owners are telling me “OFF!”. Okay, okay, I guess I’ll chill out. Can I keep licking your hand, though? Thank you. I moved her…